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Rare pathetic critter smile :000

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man come on man what did christmas ever do to anyone man I can't belive this man smh my head

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Played the itch.io version through and was hooked until the end. The controls felt unwieldy, but in that fun sort of frantic way. Each of the fights were fun and pretty unique, and worked well with the car driving.
I do wish the hitboxes on attacks and the car itself were a little more clear. Along with this, I had encountered a weird bug where the menu didn't hide after I started another run through.

All in all though, a sure-fire hit for the Boss Jam IMO.
Final Time: 6:30 with Ammo Belt, Bullet Spitter, and Supply Radio (less time spent reloading means more time shooting gods in the face.)
Edit: Current Highscore: 1:54, Gun Upgrade, Ammo Belt, Bullet Spitter

CheeseBaron responds:

aak i thought i fixed that bug for sure lol
Thanks for playing and enjoying!

Love the style and vibe on show here, the town itself is super cozy and charming, I really like the character designs (Maggy is a silly goober and I love them), and the horror elements actually had me pretty tense at points.

Good stuff on show here, and I can't wait to see more!

Also, the dealer gag got a good chuckle out of me.

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What a lovely song. I wonder what the name is? I sure hope it has a good name that the composer lovingly chose.

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i cant't belive that the cow is actually the 4 deadly sins of the apocalpyse

Is he the god of being really fckin' round

Sulfur-Cretin responds:

God of being a round fuck that can't move. He's very powerful though I swear

shoutouts to women that'll straight up kill you

gotta be one of my favorite genders

I like 2006 memes and weird niche games.

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